My life according to Google, from the Tall One.

[keyboard_sass]

Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sascha needs to either pay them or date them. (Sugar, I never need to pay them.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sascha looks like such a sweetheart. (Why thank you! *preens*)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sascha does not have any contacts at this time. (Wanna bet? ;) )

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Teams Sascha Hates. (... vague much?)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Sascha goes online. (and kinda self-evident.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sascha loves the Kitty Cats! (I love Junie's kitty cat, and he loves me. ^_^)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Sascha eats like a man. (Somehow I think not. Peter? Confirmation here? ;) )

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sascha has been described as a "community Internet pioneer". (News to me!)

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Sascha, can you please describe the Extreme Blue project you worked on? (LIES. I have never done porn!!!)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Sascha will be remembered by name. (Better believe that, sweeties!)

Comments

[keyboard-sass.livejournal.com]

God, if the Tall One has a bad side, the photographers haven't found it yet.
And you? Are sweeter than fresh honey. I was a little worried about the tumbled look for my hair, but I will say I rocked that song hard enough to do damage.

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Pictures of their expressions? 'Cause I don't think they're going to let anyone's camera anywhere near the deed, if that was in fact the deed they did. ;) Peter hasn't even gossiped with me about it. Yet.

[speed-of-snark.livejournal.com]

Mm. Maybe his penis is weird?
You're amazing. I have a little crush on you, I think.

[locked]

I want PORN. They'd be hot!
Fsst, nobody lets me take photos of them doing it... such prudes.

[keyboard-sass.livejournal.com]

You almost made me snort my orange juice there, naughty one.
And that little crush is so very mutual, I must say.

[locked]
Oh god, they would be, wouldn't they? Are. Whichever. Those two naked together would be downright artistic.