My life according to Google, from the Tall One.

[keyboard_sass]

Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sascha needs to either pay them or date them. (Sugar, I never need to pay them.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sascha looks like such a sweetheart. (Why thank you! *preens*)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sascha does not have any contacts at this time. (Wanna bet? ;) )

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Teams Sascha Hates. (... vague much?)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Sascha goes online. (and kinda self-evident.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sascha loves the Kitty Cats! (I love Junie's kitty cat, and he loves me. ^_^)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Sascha eats like a man. (Somehow I think not. Peter? Confirmation here? ;) )

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sascha has been described as a "community Internet pioneer". (News to me!)

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Sascha, can you please describe the Extreme Blue project you worked on? (LIES. I have never done porn!!!)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Sascha will be remembered by name. (Better believe that, sweeties!)

Comments

[keyboard-sass.livejournal.com]

Better than the real thing, but still no fun. I've heard about school closures all over the place for suspected cases.

Would you believe it's up on the Tube of You already? One of our club fans put it up there. We were all on fire, but Rory ... yeah. Much as we like to think it's all about how good the music is, I have to admit that our hotass front man is really good at grabbing people's attention.

Mmmmmm yes, delicious he is. [locked] And something tells me that Rory may have taken a nibble. *hem* [/locked]

[speed-of-snark.livejournal.com]

It's pretty fucking brutal.

I am SO checking it out!

Mmmhmm. If he weren't so straight edge...

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NO WAY!

[keyboard-sass.livejournal.com]

You'd better, babe. We played Sweet Rhythm Overload (http://fey-fire.livejournal.com/9235.html), and I swear the camera was having sex with Rory. You will drool.

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I don't know anything for certain, jsyk, but the evening after the GMA spot, Rory left Nil's with this certain look in his eye. The next night we all got together at Lucid to celebrate, and he and Peter showed up together. And eventually left together. And in between they were looking really relaxed, pretty smug and more than a little touchy-feely with each other. Soooooo make of that what you will.

[speed-of-snark.livejournal.com]

...okay, yes, I drooled.
YOU were fabulous.

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...they SO fucking did it. I want pictures!

[keyboard-sass.livejournal.com]

God, if the Tall One has a bad side, the photographers haven't found it yet.
And you? Are sweeter than fresh honey. I was a little worried about the tumbled look for my hair, but I will say I rocked that song hard enough to do damage.

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Pictures of their expressions? 'Cause I don't think they're going to let anyone's camera anywhere near the deed, if that was in fact the deed they did. ;) Peter hasn't even gossiped with me about it. Yet.

[speed-of-snark.livejournal.com]

Mm. Maybe his penis is weird?
You're amazing. I have a little crush on you, I think.

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I want PORN. They'd be hot!
Fsst, nobody lets me take photos of them doing it... such prudes.

[keyboard-sass.livejournal.com]

You almost made me snort my orange juice there, naughty one.
And that little crush is so very mutual, I must say.

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Oh god, they would be, wouldn't they? Are. Whichever. Those two naked together would be downright artistic.