My life according to Google, from the Tall One.

[keyboard_sass]

Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sascha needs to either pay them or date them. (Sugar, I never need to pay them.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sascha looks like such a sweetheart. (Why thank you! *preens*)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sascha does not have any contacts at this time. (Wanna bet? ;) )

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Teams Sascha Hates. (... vague much?)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Sascha goes online. (and kinda self-evident.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sascha loves the Kitty Cats! (I love Junie's kitty cat, and he loves me. ^_^)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Sascha eats like a man. (Somehow I think not. Peter? Confirmation here? ;) )

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sascha has been described as a "community Internet pioneer". (News to me!)

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Sascha, can you please describe the Extreme Blue project you worked on? (LIES. I have never done porn!!!)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Sascha will be remembered by name. (Better believe that, sweeties!)