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Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sascha needs to either pay them or date them. (Sugar, I never need to pay them.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sascha looks like such a sweetheart. (Why thank you! *preens*)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sascha does not have any contacts at this time. (Wanna bet? ;) )

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Teams Sascha Hates. (... vague much?)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Sascha goes online. (and kinda self-evident.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sascha loves the Kitty Cats! (I love Junie's kitty cat, and he loves me. ^_^)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Sascha eats like a man. (Somehow I think not. Peter? Confirmation here? ;) )

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sascha has been described as a "community Internet pioneer". (News to me!)

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Sascha, can you please describe the Extreme Blue project you worked on? (LIES. I have never done porn!!!)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Sascha will be remembered by name. (Better believe that, sweeties!)

Date: 2009-05-05 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
You ARE a sweetheart.

Also I think I'm in love with your icon.

Date: 2009-05-05 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyboard-sass.livejournal.com
Jean-Paul! You little Quebecois stunner, you! Sorry I've been out of touch, but I am so far behind on my friend's list it is not to be believed. How are your darling boys?

Would you do me a favor and tell Peter how amazing those shades are? He gets this look whenever I put them on.

Date: 2009-05-05 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Mm, they're good. Overworked, as am I. Swine flu is NOT good when you run a friggin health centre... But we're well, overall. How are YOU?

Peter, cher, if you read this? Those shades are BITCHIN.
Poor Peter. He's cute and everything, but he's downright nerdish in terms of clothes.

Date: 2009-05-06 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyboard-sass.livejournal.com
Oh man, have you guys seen actual cases or just a lot of public panic?

Darling, I am flying. We had our live national TV spot on Good Morning America. It was only one song, but we killed, seriously. And now we're doing interviews and gearing up for our first tour. Of course Rory gets most of the attention, but so it goes, right?

*hee* I guess working in a hospital, he can't take too many sartorial risks. I like his club looks better.

Date: 2009-05-06 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Public panic so far.

Oh shit, I missed that! Congrats! Yeah, that's the way it goes, but still! Rock the fuck on, cherie! Damn.

Peter clubbing IS rather delicious.

Date: 2009-05-06 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyboard-sass.livejournal.com
Better than the real thing, but still no fun. I've heard about school closures all over the place for suspected cases.

Would you believe it's up on the Tube of You already? One of our club fans put it up there. We were all on fire, but Rory ... yeah. Much as we like to think it's all about how good the music is, I have to admit that our hotass front man is really good at grabbing people's attention.

Mmmmmm yes, delicious he is. [locked] And something tells me that Rory may have taken a nibble. *hem* [/locked]

Date: 2009-05-06 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
It's pretty fucking brutal.

I am SO checking it out!

Mmmhmm. If he weren't so straight edge...

[locked]
NO WAY!

Date: 2009-05-06 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyboard-sass.livejournal.com
You'd better, babe. We played Sweet Rhythm Overload (http://fey-fire.livejournal.com/9235.html), and I swear the camera was having sex with Rory. You will drool.

[locked]
I don't know anything for certain, jsyk, but the evening after the GMA spot, Rory left Nil's with this certain look in his eye. The next night we all got together at Lucid to celebrate, and he and Peter showed up together. And eventually left together. And in between they were looking really relaxed, pretty smug and more than a little touchy-feely with each other. Soooooo make of that what you will.

Date: 2009-05-06 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
...okay, yes, I drooled.
YOU were fabulous.

[locked]

...they SO fucking did it. I want pictures!

Date: 2009-05-06 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyboard-sass.livejournal.com
God, if the Tall One has a bad side, the photographers haven't found it yet.
And you? Are sweeter than fresh honey. I was a little worried about the tumbled look for my hair, but I will say I rocked that song hard enough to do damage.

[locked]
Pictures of their expressions? 'Cause I don't think they're going to let anyone's camera anywhere near the deed, if that was in fact the deed they did. ;) Peter hasn't even gossiped with me about it. Yet.

Date: 2009-05-06 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speed-of-snark.livejournal.com
Mm. Maybe his penis is weird?
You're amazing. I have a little crush on you, I think.

[locked]

I want PORN. They'd be hot!
Fsst, nobody lets me take photos of them doing it... such prudes.

Date: 2009-05-07 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyboard-sass.livejournal.com
You almost made me snort my orange juice there, naughty one.
And that little crush is so very mutual, I must say.

[locked]
Oh god, they would be, wouldn't they? Are. Whichever. Those two naked together would be downright artistic.

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