keyboard_sass: (Internet Nookie)
Comment with the answers to the following!

1. Your Name:
2. Are we friends?
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. ...with tongue?
6. Would you enjoy it?
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre?
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15. Do you think I'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)?
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
keyboard_sass: (Winsome)
She kept telling herself that he and his pretty blue eyes probably wouldn't make it to their Albuquerque concert, but that didn't stop her from telling security to put him on the backstage list, debating what to wear for a solid three hours, and blessing the audience with an even more brilliant smile than usual.
keyboard_sass: (Face)
Go here and reload until you get five quotes that sum up your philosophy or outlook, then post them.


I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Quincy Jones, Victory of the Spirit

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 - 1860)

But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain?
Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
keyboard_sass: (Grace)
I've given my characters a healthy dose of Veritaserum and now they have to tell the truth. What does this mean for you? Ask my characters questions about anything and everything and they will truthfully answer it. So, go ahead and ask what you want. She can't beat around the bush with half-truths.
keyboard_sass: (Face)
I have a meme over here open to anyone who has roleplayed with Sascha or any of my other characters. Feel free to answer as many or as few of the questions as appeals to you. And if you haven't RP'd with me but would like too, let me know!
keyboard_sass: (Shades)
Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sascha needs to either pay them or date them. (Sugar, I never need to pay them.)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sascha looks like such a sweetheart. (Why thank you! *preens*)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sascha does not have any contacts at this time. (Wanna bet? ;) )

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Teams Sascha Hates. (... vague much?)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Sascha goes online. (and kinda self-evident.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sascha loves the Kitty Cats! (I love Junie's kitty cat, and he loves me. ^_^)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Sascha eats like a man. (Somehow I think not. Peter? Confirmation here? ;) )

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sascha has been described as a "community Internet pioneer". (News to me!)

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Sascha, can you please describe the Extreme Blue project you worked on? (LIES. I have never done porn!!!)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Sascha will be remembered by name. (Better believe that, sweeties!)
keyboard_sass: (OMG)
Ohmighod. Okay.

No, not okay.

Can someone please explain to me why one song on live national television freaks me out worse than a night's gig in a full-packed club? One song. One. And it's a song I could do in my sleep.

Okay. Ignore the cameras. Ignore the fact that Breaker Street and I will be playing to a Times Square crowd on Good Morning frickin' America and getting beamed into the nation's homes. It's just one song to a larger-than-average audience. In Times Square. This Friday. ON TV.

Ohmighod.

Okay, breathe, Sascha. Remember to breathe. And again. Good.

Fuck, I've been trained for this. Juilliard trained, I can work through this. I refuse to succumb to goddamn stage fright, for God's sake. No, this doesn't even rank as stage fright. It's ... jitters. Just pre-performance jitters.

Besides, all those cameras? Will be trained on Rory, so they don't even count. And Junie and Nil, some. The rest of us will be lucky to get three seconds on screen, so why stress? Right? Right.

Ohmighod. I think I need a paper bag.

No, scratch that, I need to confab with Junie on what we're going to wear.


Sascha Brockmann
Original Character
Word count: 198
keyboard_sass: (Reflective)
Thanks Val! I don't know about tagging anyone, but if anyone waaaaants to ... ;)

The rules:
Choose a singer/band/group.
Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
Tag your friends (let them know they've been tagged).
Once tagged, you gotta do it too.

My choice : Please, who else? Breaker Street, baby!

1. Male or Female?
Back Beat Woman

2. Describe yourself!
Glamour Melodrama

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Done By the Heat

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Take it and Go

5. Describe Your Current Relationship!
Got the Sexay Goin' On

6. Where Would You Want To Be Now?
Hiding From Me

7. How Do You Feel About Love?
Word Is Tender

8. What's your life like?
Sweet Rhythm Overload ... sometimes veering into Automatic Panic

9. What saddens you?
Science of Goodbye

10. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Getting It Back For Good

11. Say something wise!
Summer Won't Leave You

12. What would you say to your friends in this note?
Don't Ever Stop
keyboard_sass: (Smile)
The rules are: Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

From my dear dimpled friend Peter, I got:

Skilled fingers: Why thank you ever so, honey. Yes, it's true, fingers that know how to tickle the ivories can tickle allllllll sorts of other things too.

Music: Oh em gee, what to say about something that's been my passion since I was like four? I actually got curious about piano specifically when Jared was taking lessons and I wanted to do what big bro was doing. And then I got all frustrated when I tried it on my own because, y'know, little hands. I couldn't make my fingers do what I saw his doing because they just wouldn't reach. So Jared actually took the time to show me some simpler beginner pieces, and I worked my way up.

Waif: Okay, first off, I swear to you that I am NOT anorexic or bulemic or any other such godawful thing. I eat, you've seen me. I think I get my metabolism from my gramma on my dad's side, tiny little asian woman that she is. There have been times that I've wanted a softer, curvier shape more like my mom's, but hey, this is me. I like me.

Cuddles: Mmmmmm, cuddles. We are a tactile species, we human beings, and we need physical contact with each other. Cuddles and sex the best kinds of contact, imnsho. Cuddles with sex are even better. And cuddles and sex with you, mon cuddlebuddy, are always EX-cellent.

Laughter: Something else we Homo sapiens need, and babe, I always laugh so hard and have so much fun with you. But maybe we can leave out the part where the root beer goes up the nose, just sayin'.
keyboard_sass: (Sascha)
Hey, my first post here ... talking about my name is probably as good an intro as any, right? My full given moniker is-- don't laugh now --Sascha Viviana Lenore Brockmann. Yeah, all right, you can giggle a little. My dad always said my name is longer than I am, and he's not far wrong.

Clicky here to learn more )

Pleasure to meet you all!
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